12.110 Biker Gangs

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Andronicos "The Great" as Director of the Human Race and Manager Planet Earth commands and Andronicos "The Cynic" responds as follows.........


As a sign of submission to me I want all biker gangs to obey my directives. As of December 12th 2003, the following laws will apply to individual members within the biker gang.

- Every Thursday you are commanded to wear a great big green and brown ribbon in your hair tied up in a large floppy 12 inch bow. It must be on the left side or at the back of your head pony style. Never wear the ribbon on the right side or on top of your head. If you place it in the wrong place I will be extremely displeased with the biker concerned.

  • Also, every Thursday you are commanded to tie an 18" ribbon - also green and brown - on the left handle bar of your hog. Never anywhere else on the hog. If you don't, I will be extremely displeased with the biker concerned.
  • Learn 12 sweet romantic words in French, Italian and Greek (4 per language). I've changed my mind - make it a total of 12 expressions in Hebrew, Arabic, Chinese and Greek.
  • For the minority that do, stop taking part in satanic and occult rituals immediately.

The fact you will look like a big ugly sissy is irrelevant as no one will dare to laugh at you anyway.

When I call upon you to help your tribe during a time of emergency be ready to sleep rough for a few nights.

Await further instructions from me or your tribal chief.

I have no plans to be sharing the same body with Andronicos "The Great" if this becomes a personally hand delivered directive.

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